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What did the fish say when he hit the cement wall ?.........Dam!
What is the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?
The hunter lies in wait and the fisherman waits and lies !_______________________________________________________
The two best times to fish are, when its raining, and when its not !
Your day has been totally wasted, if you don't laugh at least once!
ADVENTURES AT GROTON POND
FROM A LOONS POINT OF VIEW
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After 35 years of marriage a husband and wife decided to seek therapy from a marriage councelor. When the wife was asked what the problems in the marriage were, she went into a long tirate about the many problems in their marriage .
She spoke of feelings of being negelected, lonliness, lack of intimacy, and on and on....After a very long time of listening to her rant and rave, the therapist stood up and went around to her and asked her to stand up in front of him. He embraced her and gave her a long and passionate kiss, as her husband watched and raised his eyebrows. She became quiet and sat down, as if in a dream.
The therapist turned to the husband and said "this is what she needs three times a week" "Can you do this "?
The husbands reply. "Well I can drop her off on Mondays and Wednesdays, but Fridays are out, that's the day I go fishing".